Owens Haunted House

Haunted Houses are cool right? Well you're gonna be in mine. This is really exiting! I jumped through the front door. I saw a beware sign. There was a lever to signal zombies. There was also bricks with spikes on them. I crawled through the door to get to the sitting room. I saw a super scary pop-up book when I opened the door. I saw a couch with spikes on it. Zombies were blocking the door. I killed the zombies and went upon the door to the dining room. I saw about 50 zombies to my right. Zombies were eating dinner(which was brains). I also saw a punching bag with blood on it. I boogied past the zombies to get to the library. I saw a vampire farting, a ticking bomb. I saw stink gas. I jumped over the stink gas to get to the bedroom. I saw a zombie in bed. Some more zombies were popping out of the wall. And a bloody ear. I went over the door to get to the kitchen. I saw a zombie cooking. Ghosts. And spikes(fake) popping out of the floor. I pulled open the door to get to the attic. I saw a guy in blood. A R.I.P. sign. And another bomb. I jumped through the window.
When I hit the ground. I died. Then a guy revived me. THE END. Also, this is not a true story(I bet you can tell).